- How do they kiss with that height difference?
- Aren’t they freezing?
- Just how big is this bed?
- That’s not really feasible with the bathtub you just described.
- Yes, I’m sure the servants just love them.
- That’s a lot of tongue.
- Does that bonnet come with a shepherd’s crook?
- It only takes a couple of pins to hold up waist length hair?
- Even in my own home, I’m so glad this is on Kindle and no one can see the cover, c.f. library books: “Mum, is Rules to Catch a Devilish Duke a kissing book?”
- Wouldn’t her hair be stuck to them with sweat? Doesn’t her hair get caught underneath them?
- Didn’t you have to provide your own sheets in hotels back then?
- Historically speaking, shouldn’t this guy have some truly ridiculous facial hair?
- She certainly got over her shyness quickly.
- Aren’t nineteenth century settees too narrow for that sort of thing? It’s not from Crate and Barrel.
- “Prinny”? I’m out.
- You do not get to use “Lud” and “demme” AND “co*k” and “@ss”. Pick a side.
- Shouldn’t she be wearing a corset? She would be wearing a corset.
- You cannot make a gown by hand in 6 hours.
- Seriously? He just licked the roof of her mouth?
- That wouldn’t rip so easily. It would be several layers of fabric sewn together.
- The shift would rip. I’ll give you that.
- He’s sardonic and just called her “Sweetheart”? I am so in.
- Their hips brushed while dancing? You just said he’s a foot taller than her.
- Could she sit in his lap while wearing a bustle?
- I do so love a marriage of convenience plot.
- What is with that dress on the cover?
- Yes, I’m sure all of “house wenches” are happy and safe.
- I didn’t realise PTSD could be so selective in its outbursts.
- She undid his belt? What the hell are you talking about?
- That is not a pet that can be house-trained.
- Bait and switch infertility: a romance author’s best friend.
- Wouldn’t those chairs be for perching rather than draping?
I too, have wondered how the heck you go about licking the roof of someone’s mouth. It seems tricky. Some of the excessively “open-mouthed” kissing tends to strike me as a bit squicky as well, mainly because I get the mental image of the dude opening his mouth wide enough to perform mouth to mouth, which isn’t exactly erotic.
In one of my first reviews, I went on at length about the whole Gene Simmons-y-ness of the kissing in romance novels. Uck.